Has anyone seen those "wake-up with the King" commercials? I'm pretty sure bodily harm would be visited to anyone who did this to me. Tony jokingly said that he was going to arrange to have me woken by the King but I think the look I gave him actually made him shudder. I'm not the sun-shiniest person you have ever met in the morning (or at any point, really); he wakes me very calmly each morning and I guarantee you it's only in his interest of self-preservation. He contends that I should come with instructions that say, "light fuse and get away". I would argue but that's pretty much bang-on.
OK . . . enough about my morning surliness; how freaking creepy is "the King" anyway? I'm not sure who thought that was a good idea but that guy is the stuff night terrors are made of.
